Trending Candy Heart Greeting Cards

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

Are you sick of couples on Valentines smooching and cuddling? Are you immune to the love that is in he air? Are you just sick of everybody loving a holiday invented by greeting card companies? Than this is the design for you!

There's no love quite like Mothman love <3 happy vibes awe.

I Love U Bitch.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Look, I just really really love bacon. Nothing can satisfy that salty, meaty, delicious flavor like bacon can!

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Oh, Lawd! Here he comes, dual welding candy canes of holiday joy! Celebrate the festive season with this iconic internet cult figure!

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

Jesus has love for all! And yes, even the gays. Celebrate all things love and equality with this heart warming design.

Show your mom you spored no expense this mothers day with this punny adorable design that's sure to show how mushroom is in your heart for your mom!

*Ring, Ring* Hello!

You set my heart ablaze! Fire it up and spread the love for demon slaying anime with this design.

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

I'm a Simp 4 U, Valentine. <3 Show your love and appreciation for your lover or crush with this fun candy heart design!

Say goodbye to traditional valentines chocolates, and say hello to love nugs!! who doesn't love a good nugget?!

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food pun!

I am horny forever and for always, not just on Valentine's day. Show off your mood this Valentine's day with this flirty and cheeky, horny, candy heart design.

You're as cute as pie, Valentine! Slice up a piece of adorable cherry pie with this song lyric inspired parody design.

Oh, pickles! Get cute as a Cutecumber this Valentines Day!

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

you are an lgbt-CUTIE! Show your love with this queer candy heart pun that's perfectly gay for valentines day.

Does love beat through your cold, dead heart? Us too! Show the world how much us emo's can love.

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

This sea friend has tears in your absence, valentine! Don't let this shark stay sad and show him your love.

This love witch has put a spell on you, a love spell! Celebrate this Valentine's day with these sass and witchy candy hearts design.

This love witch has put a spell on you, a love spell! Celebrate this Valentine's day with these sass and witchy candy hearts design.